There’s a shocking amount of full frontal in ’28 Years Later,’ and everyone has the same question

Image Credit: ’28 Years Later,’ Sony Pictures Releasing

You wouldn’t expect a grim zombie horror to be full of full-frontal, but the biggest cinematic sausage fest of the summer? It’s the scary-good 28 Years Later.

Coming 23 years after his groundbreaking 28 Days Later, director Danny Boyle’s much-buzzed sequel is a post-post-apocalyptic drama in which the Rage Virus—which turns humans into rabid, flesh-hungry monsters—has been contained to the British Isles, closed off to the rest of the world.

Still, a group of survivors has managed to make a life for themselves on a secluded and fortified tidal island, including young Spike (newcomer Alfie Williams), his ailing mother Isla (The Bikeriders‘ Jodie Comer), and his scavenger father Jamie (Nosferatu‘s Aaron Taylor-Johnson).

Now, Taylor-Johnson’s been known to show off his johnson for a movie or two in the past, so you might assume he’s involved in the film’s many gratuitous shots of male full-frontal… but you’d be (un)dead wrong!

You see, in the world of the movie—as in real-life—28 years is an awfully long time. So long that much of the clothing worn by those with the Rage Virus would have tattered and worn away, leaving many of these zombified creatures in their, um, birthday suits.

And these “Infected” have evolved in other ways. Some have grown large and slug-like, pathetically writhing across the ground as they slurp up worms from the dirt.

Others, known as Alphas, appear to be bigger, stronger, smarter, and scarier. Oh yeah, and they have giant schlongs, too! That goes especially for the one who comes to be known as Samson, essentially the “Big Bad” of 28 Years Later who is packing heat, to put it mildly.

Even as the tension ratchets up and our heroes are running for their lives, it’s hard not to be a little distracted by the pendulous appendages swinging between the Alpha’s legs. We’re definitely not the only ones to notice: