“Fellas, is it homosexual to prepare dinner a nutritious meal?”
Alpha male influencers are so insecure, they’re railing towards the idea of self-nourishment. A poster on X lately encapsulated the constipating mindset with an image of his disgusting-looking dinner, which he says embody a “white (conservative) male summer time.”
He claims the “left” won’t ever cancel him for consuming pale steak with apple-flavored gentle beer and fruit.
How about we take this to the following degree?
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“That is giving single white male,” added someone in the replies.
Many others supplied comparable observations.
(We couldn’t probably hold posting quote-tweets. It’s too merciless…)
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A textbook instance of rage-baiting (keep in mind when the web used to have promise?), the above put up is plausible as a result of its sentiments are generally expressed. There’s a prevailing viewpoint among the many younger MAGA proper that cooking is an effeminate act.
The recognition of “carnivore diets,” pushed by the likes of Joe Rogan and his disciples, is an obvious driving power. Jordan Peterson, a tutorial who preaches a really reductive “gospel of masculinity,” follows an all-beef diet, whereas the misogynistic and alleged predator Andrew Tate solely eats lean meats “once per day.”
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who rose to manospheric reputation partially as a consequence of his appearances on Rogan, is obsessed with beef tallow.
Although Rogan and his bodybuilding ilk stuff themselves with meat for dietary causes–all of them declare to be obsessive about well being–there’s an inherent masculine affiliation with steak dinners. For many who fetishize the Fifties, the person of the home gorging on a bleeding piece of purple meat is a lascivious picture.
On this fantasy, in fact, the person by no means cooks. Caricature MAGA bro Justin Waller lately declared cooking is homosexual.
“I by no means prepare dinner. Or if I do go to the grocery retailer, I solely purchase what I eat that day. I hold an empty fridge, is the purpose,” he says.
After revealing his father (poor man) asks him whether or not it will be cheaper prepare dinner his personal meals, Waller drones on with probably the most nauseating verbal flex you’ll ever hear.
“I mentioned, ‘No, not likely. Let’s discuss that situation,’” he says. “Calling the valet, getting downstairs to the elevator to the valet. Getting within the G wagon. Burning gasoline. Sitting in visitors on the Biscayne. Going to Publix. Wanting round for a parking spot. Getting out. Wanting across the retailer for what I would like. Dude, I would like f*cking rooster or steak. Shopping for the meals. All the elements. Going dwelling. Parking once more. Going again up the elevator. Getting the pots and pans out. Cooking, like a f*cking fool. ‘I’m cooking. I’m saving cash.’ The cleaning soap, the Dial cleaning soap that prices $8 for a little bit bottle. ‘I cleaned the dishes, cleaned the plates.’ F*cking nerds. Bro, for those who make greater than $15 an hour, that entire 4-hour ordeal is value paying an Uber driver the additional 10% to convey the sh*t to you. By the way in which, the restaurant makes meals higher than you.”
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Why are you smacking your lips and respiration so heavy
— Alexander Sheppard 🇺🇸 (@NotAlexSheppard) May 24, 2025
Yikes! After listening to that rant, we’re undecided what’s worse: Waller’s monetary literacy or vogue sense? Bro’s swimsuit appears prefer it’s glued onto his physique…
Talking of (empty) fits, Jesse Watters preaches an identical anti-cooking mantra on his Fox Information present.
Whereas these alpha male MAGA influencers would all proudly declare “no!” they’re not Watters’ meant viewers.
They need to get wives first! Good luck with that…
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