The true property market in Austin, Texas is scorching sizzling, particularly in the event you’re a aggressive bodybuilder searching for a brand new residence with the assistance of your equally buff “pal.”
HGTV’s iconic residence sequence Home Hunters has been serving to folks and {couples} discover their dream residence for practically 25 years since launching in 1999.
Whereas the sequence has aired hundreds of episodes, it’s a very good-looking duo from 2019 that at the moment has gays eager to know extra about these potential homebuyers.
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The official Home Hunters TikTok account not too long ago shared clips from a long-forgotten episode from season 163 (sure, you learn that accurately) entitled “Pumped to Buy in Austin,” which facilities on a ripped College of Texas assistant professor named Mike, who can also be a aggressive bodybuilder.
Hiya, Mike!
“Now’s the time to purchase for me as a result of my job scenario is absolutely steady,” Mike stated in clip. “I actually love Austin, it’s actually nice.”
To assist him navigate the method, the scholarly Adonis has introduced alongside his “pal/designer” named Jordan. Now Mike and Jordan will not be a pair, however they do have a penchant for fitted shirts, excessive and tight fade haircuts and scruffy beards.
Hiya, Jordan!
Mike additionally divulged the explanation he’s searching for his personal place is that he’s at the moment “dwelling with a roommate in an condo.” Wait a minute!
OK, so there’s no motive to query Mike’s story, however gays of a sure age will elevate an eyebrow on the notion of a person mentioning their “roommate” because it harks again to much less inclusive (and secure) occasions when that was code for romantic companion.
May Mike and Jordan be boyfriend twins? Inquiring minds need to know!!
Though neither Mike nor Jordan talk about their sexuality on the episode, the Home Hunters account couldn’t assist point out their muscle daddy likeness by captioning the clip: “They may say they’re brothers and I wouldn’t query it.”
You naughty, HH!
Mike’s health dedication is additional accentuated as he incessantly refers to his want for “meal prep.” Since he’s doubling down on his bodybuilding routine, Mike is adamant about a big kitchen for chopping up all these rooster breasts.
He additionally has no time for for a front-facing storage and gained’t even entertain a house with the usual function. The dude clearly likes parking within the rear!
And simply as we’re getting used to Mike and Jordan’s twinning moments and quipping at one another like an previous married couple, in walks realtor Clay ramping up the bearded muscle and dimension smedium shirts to full throttle.
Is Tom of Finland sponsoring this open home?
The testosterone was so palpable that after exhibiting the boys a number of locations, Clay expressed how glad he was with the chemistry between them.
“Touring with Jordan and Mike collectively has been a delight,” Clay stated. “Having him [Jordan] right here giving nice recommendation, you recognize, we’re only a triple risk.”
We’re actually feeling this collab!
The vitality between Mike, Jordan and Clay had the gays howling.
“Appear to be a Sean Cody episode when the realtor confirmed up,” wrote one on TikTok.
“My God, they’re multiplying earlier than our very eyes,” added one other.
“Did they rent everybody by Grindr after they casted this episode?!” requested a 3rd.
“Not the realtor additionally being a clone of the primary two guys,” a fourth famous.
Whereas one other made a recent Drag Race reference to drop reward on the Home Hunters social media supervisor: “Whoever at HGTV is operating this account: Kudos mama, for spilling.”
In the long run, Mike revealed which home he selected and Jordan disclosed he helped him buy just a few new furnishings items. What an awesome roommate pal! Nonetheless, it’s unclear if Mike, Jordan and Clay stayed in contact.
As we talked about, the episode aired in 2019 and rather a lot has modified since then.
Mike is now dwelling in Chicago along with his husband (not Jordan) and has totally immersed himself in bodybuilding.
The dude is jacked and virtually unrecognizable.
Hopefully, Mike received an excellent deal on his Austin residence and Home Hunters will preserve sharing clips from their plentiful archive for the gays!
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